How To Fail Math ClassStart with the basics.Be late to class or skip it.Anger your teacher.What? A notes packet?Why take notes when you can sleep?What a waste of time.I have to do what?Memorize a formula?My brain can't take it.Is this the homework?That's for over-achievers. I prefer slacking.There's a test next week.Teacher says we can't wing it.Challenge accepted.End of the quarter!I don't need to see my grade.I must have failed math.Mom wants to see grade.She screams, cries, and pulls her hair.I have succeeded.